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SocializeCraft SMP

building relationships, Communication, MAKING FRIENDS, networking, smp, social activities, social anxiety, Social Interaction, Social Skills, SocializeCraft, socializing, socializing for adults, socializing for extroverts, socializing for introverts, socializing for shy individuals, socializing for teenagers, socializing in a new city, socializing in groups, socializing in public, socializing strategies, socializing techniques, socializing tips

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8335	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Hey gamers, are you tired of being a lonely loser in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Our SMP is like a virtual party where you can socialize with other players and make friends while building epic structures and fighting off creepers.

Join us for crazy events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block. Or how about our weekly “TNT Cannon Wars” where teams compete to blow up each other’s bases in the most spectacular way possible?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens and battle it out in epic duels.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs real-life socializing when you can hang out with a bunch of blocky characters in a virtual world? Let’s get this party started, gamers!

NoStressCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7022
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1786	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of constantly worrying about creepers blowing up your builds and skeletons shooting you from a distance? Well, fear no more because on our server, anxiety is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the blissful life of a carefree Minecraft player where the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame that pesky llama that keeps spitting on you.

Our server is so relaxing, even the Ender Dragon takes a chill pill when it sees how zen everyone is. We have a secret potion that turns all mobs into adorable puppies that follow you around and do tricks for treats. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

CarrotCraft – Sweet Sugar Server

bioactive compounds, blood sugar regulation, CarrotCraft, Carrots, diabetes management, diabetes prevention, dietary intervention, fiber rich foods, glucose levels, gut flora, health benefits, Healthy Eating, Insulin sensitivity, metabolic health, mouse model study, nutrient-rich food, plant based diet, Server, Sugar, sugar absorption, SWEET, type 2 diabetes, Vegetable, weight management

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where CARROTS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! we have a special mod that makes carrots help regulate your blood sugar and improve your gut flora, just like in a new mouse model study.

imagine munching on a carrot while fighting off zombies and skeletons, feeling your cells absorb sugar like never before. you’ll be the healthiest player in the game, all thanks to our magical carrot mod.

so why wait? join now and let the power of carrots guide you to victory! who knew veggies could be so epic in minecraft?!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, challenge, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Limitless, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, not reset, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player freedom, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.168.17:35825

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	153
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5034
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Falling into the Void:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mines Excavated:	3534	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Farms Harvested:	817

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Potions Brewed:	56	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	95/300	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Void Armor Forged:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4