Big Blocks and Bigger Dicks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for the Well-Endowed Gamer

#gamer, Above Average, acceptance, anatomy, big, BIGGER….., blocks, body image, comparison, Confidence, Dicks, fagmaxxing, Insecurity, judgment, long trail, measure size, mental struggle, Minecraft, Perception, reality check, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, small dick, societal norms, Ultimate, WellEndowed

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8903
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Towns Built:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of feeling inadequate about the size of your blocky pixel peen? Join our Minecraft server and let your virtual manhood grow to epic proportions! Our players swear that after just one session, their in-game schlongs were so massive, they could tower over the Ender Dragon itself! Don’t let your brain trick you into fagmaxxing – come join us and let your dynamite dong do the talking! Join now and watch your confidence grow as big as your pixelated package!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magic Items Found:	1161
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mines Excavated:	3292	New Chunks Explored:	341049
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Animals Bred:	33	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	1319	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
New Chunks Explored:	849019	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6409
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5945
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchantments Applied:	146	Potions Brewed:	162
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Potions Brewed:	36	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Villages Defended:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2