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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8583 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 79 |
Farms Harvested: | 356 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 4478 | Votes: | 7328 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.