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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2328 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.