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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 160 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
