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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 384 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
