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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 1053 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.