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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 7038 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Magic Items Found: | 5521 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
