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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 6646 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6283 |
Magic Items Found: | 3970 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 8792 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.