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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 4071 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.