come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Star Shards Collected: 207
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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