come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Animals Bred: 52
Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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