come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Zombie Dances: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 18
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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