come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Emeralds Found: 2484
Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Mines Excavated: 4323
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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