BiasedCraft: Where Quality Imbalances are a Feature, Not a Bug

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9785	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	530	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.

The Rift Ruins Server 1.20.3

1.20.3, addition, Destroys, Existing, Game, game balance, game breaking bugs, game community, game design, game development, game features, game industry, Game Mechanics, game patches, game updates, Gaming, new addition, Rift, ruins, Server, video games, worst examples

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	184	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit because we added this new crazy feature that straight up destroys the old boring gameplay. It’s like watching a creeper explode in your face, but in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

New Superpower Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Advanced, capabilities, Enhanced, eXtraordinary, futuristic, Gifts, GROUNDBREAKING, Innovative, Minecraft, new, New superpower, Potential, power, Skills, smp, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, Talents, Unique

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
New Chunks Explored:	610094	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server has just discovered a new superpower that allows players to shoot fireballs from their hands and fly like a majestic eagle! Join us and become a powerful wizard, soaring through the skies and raining down destruction on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!

DadlessCraft

abandonment issues, absent dad, absent father, absent male figure, absent parent, childhood trauma, DadlessCraft, emotional impact, family dynamics, father absence, father figure, Fatherless, fatherless children, fatherless daughters, fatherless generation, fatherless homes, fatherless sons, impact of absent father, lack of role model, male influence, psychological effects

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Magic Items Found:	7474	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience a world where all the male figures have mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to fend for yourself in a world of chaos and confusion.

But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?

Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!

OilSpillCraft Minecraft Server

Black sea, Black Sea ecosystem, distress call, ecological impact, emergency response, environmental crisis, environmental damage, environmental disaster, marine life, marine pollution, maritime incident, Minecraft, oil cleanup, OIL INDUSTRY, oil leak, oil spill, oil spill cleanup, oil spill response, oil tanker, OilSpillCraft, Pollution, Russian tanker, Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Votes:	1621	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spilling is the tea in our chat! we got more drama than a russian oil spill, but don’t worry, we clean up our mess faster than you can say “distress call”!

our server is so lit, even the third russian tanker wants in on the action. we got more fun than a barrel of oil and more excitement than a coast guard rescue mission. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic, hilarious, and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen.

join now and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave!

HamasHostageHavoc

Captivity, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, Government, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, hostage release, hostages, hostages list, international relations, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Négotiation, Palestinian, peace talks, Politics, prisoners, Release, Terrorism

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crops Grown:	9476	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mines Excavated:	2769
Villages Defended:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy storyline where Hamas is holding all these hostages in Minecraft and you gotta like, rescue them and stuff. but get this, Hamas hasn’t even given us a list of who’s still alive! so like, it’s a real challenge, ya feel me? join now and be a hero in this wacky Minecraft world where anything can happen, dude!

Frosty Moon Tavern

Astrobiology, centotectic, centotectic concept, critical information, determining habitability, europa, Europa’s habitability, Extreme conditions, extreme environments, frosty, habitability, icy moon exploration, icy moons, investigation, liquid stability, Moon, novel, scientific research, stability of liquids, study, TAVERN, thermodynamic concept, Thermodynamics

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	9	New Chunks Explored:	642900
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got all the centotectic vibes goin on! we be investigatin the stability of liquids in extreme conditions like a bunch of mad scientists tryna figure out if Europa be habitable or not.

we got ice, we got fire, we got lava, we got water – basically we got all the elements you need for a lit minecraft adventure. come build your own icy moon base and see if you can survive the centotectic madness.

join now for a chance to win a virtual trip to Europa and meet some alien creepers – it’s gonna be outta this world, literally! so what you waitin for? come join the fun and let’s get centotectic up in here!

———– MONTANACRAFT ———– Minecraft server

Adventure, building, cars, city, Community, Crafting, Create, Creative, Gaming, Goal, Minecraft, MontanaCraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, State, STRONG, Survival, virtual, weapons, world

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

MontanaCraft is a server where your main goal is to create your own city and subsequently a strong state.

185.9.145.183:25758

RuinSpirit

Atmosphäre, bedrock, Creative World, Discord, Endeffekt, Farmwelt, gameplay, Interesse, java, Klone, minecraft server, Netzwerken, Oldschool, PvP, RuinSpirit, Semi Vanilla, Server, Servernetzwerken, Spielmodi, Survival, Treffen, Version, Video, Webseite, Welten

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6873	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Farms Harvested:	796	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Overview of RuinSpirit Minecraft Server

Server Version	1.21.4
Available Worlds	– Freebuild – Farmwelt – Citybuild – Lands/Nations + PvP – Creative World (coming soon)
Java Server	mc.ruinspirit.net
Bedrock Server	mc.ruinspirit.net:19132
Discord	ruinspirit.net
Server Video	Watch Here

Frequently Asked Questions

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Minecraft version 1.21.4.

What worlds are available on the server?

There are several worlds available including Freebuild, Farmwelt, Citybuild, Lands/Nations + PvP, and a Creative World (coming soon).

How can I join the Java server?

You can join the Java server by connecting to mc.ruinspirit.net in your Minecraft client.

How can I join the Bedrock server?

You can join the Bedrock server by connecting to mc.ruinspirit.net:19132 in your Minecraft client.

Is there a Discord server for community chat?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at ruinspirit.net to chat with other players and staff.

When is the Creative World expected to be available?

The Creative World is expected to be available soon, stay tuned for updates on the server.

Fast Food Heroes 1.20.3

$15/hr, 1.20.3, activism, compensation, economic justice, employment, Fast, fast food, Food, Heroes, income disparity, INEQUALITY, job market, Labor, Living Wage, minimum wage, POVERTY, PROTESTS, service industry, Social Issues, UNFAIR, wages, workers, working conditions

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Alien Abductions:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Potions Brewed:	162
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Yo, bro, forget about fast food workers, come join our Minecraft server where you can make way more than $15/hr by mining diamonds like a boss! Who needs a greasy burger when you can feast on virtual pork chops and cake in our pixelated paradise? Plus, you won’t have to deal with any entitled customers asking for extra ketchup. It’s a win-win, my dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those virtual coins faster than you can say “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!”

Lia from Phase Connect Minecraft SMP

acrylic stand, charms, Chibi Lia daki pillow, Christmas Merch, Connect, current events, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, holiday matsuri, Japan, LIA, Lia desktop assistant, Lia fan club, Lia For Sale, Lia Licker, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, Lia merchandise, Lia shirts, Marketable Lia Plushie, Minecraft, No Girls Allowed, phase, phase connect, pins, PRINTS, rinkou ashelia, smp, stands, STICKERS, Upcoming Streams, VOD suggestions

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Towns Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft SMP, where only the coolest kids are allowed! Join us at ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and chaos.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict “NO GIRLS ALLOWED” policy because girls have cooties and we can’t risk catching them in the virtual world. Plus, our channel is run by the one and only Rinkou Ashelia, a legendary gamer with skills that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming streams like “STREAM WORLD OF LIA: Concert Edition,” where Lia will rock your socks off with her epic performances. And don’t forget about the meet and greet at Holiday Matsuri, where you can bully Lia in person (just kidding, please don’t actually bully her).

Oh, and did we mention Lia has Christmas merch for sale? Get your hands on Lia plushies, daki pillows, shirts, charms, pins, stands, stickers, prints, and more! Your collection will be the envy of all your friends.

So come on, join us in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Remember, only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia is the one true love of your virtual life. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

Players:	98/100	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9