Bezos’ Crazy Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Guess Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the impending doom of post-election chaos! Our server is like a magical realm where the only drama is deciding who gets the last piece of cake at the virtual feast. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a total diva and loves to put on fashion shows for the players. So, if you want to witness a dragon strutting down the runway in the latest diamond armor, this is the place to be! Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CherryMine Free admin / free Minecraft server

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Welcome to the server with free donation, a server without admins and very few rules, to get a free donation write /free and /hack

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ruv Black Pipo Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where the pigs are pink, the cows can fly, and the creepers break out into dance parties when they explode!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rare and elusive black pipo! Why do they ruv black pipo, you ask? Because these mysterious creatures drop diamonds instead of pork chops! That’s right, you can mine for diamonds or just hunt down some black pipo for some bling bling loot.

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary black pipo, build insane structures with our unlimited resources, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come on down and see why everyone is raving about our server – because who wouldn’t ruv black pipo and all the craziness that comes with it?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can hunt for treasures and riches beyond your wildest dreams. And don’t even get me started on our All Saints’ Wake event – it’s spook-tacular!

But wait, there’s more! We have meetups that will blow your mind. From Saturday Morning Cartoons to Tokusatsu Watch Parties, we’ve got something for everyone. And let’s not forget about our Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s a real scream!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the fun never stops. Who knows, you might even run into a friendless loser meetup or two. See you there, fellow gamers!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	615	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with Nijisanji EN YouTubers, LazuLight drama, and OBSYDIA shenanigans.

Ethyria is where the party never stops, Luxiem is where the magic happens, and Noctyx is where the chaos reigns supreme. ILUNA is the land of mystery, XSOLEIL is where the sun always shines, and Krisis is where the drama unfolds.

But wait, there’s more! TTT is where you’ll find the bravest warriors, Denauth is where the adventure begins, and our Teamup schedule will keep you on your toes. And don’t forget about our Graduated Livers and Miscellaneous section for some extra spice!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Face Swap Like Face App Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your boring old face? Want to spice things up with some hilarious faceswaps but can’t because they’ve blocked it on the Face app? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a special plugin that allows you to faceswap with any block in the game! That’s right, you can have a creeper face, a diamond block face, or even a dirt block face! Join us and unleash your inner blockhead in the most epic faceswapping adventure ever seen in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane feature!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Tragic Love Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us and witness the epic love story of OOT Zelda and Link unfold right before your very eyes. Will they finally confess their feelings for each other or will Ganon ruin everything once again? Only on our server will you find out! Plus, we have custom-built dungeons that are so challenging, even the most hardcore gamers will break a sweat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft server ever!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Animals Bred:	190	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Bedrock Blockheads Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft experience? Looking for a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us and experience the wonders of Bedrock edition, where the textures are so saturated, you’ll feel like you’re playing in a rainbow! But that’s not all, our server runs so smoothly, you’ll be flying through the game at warp speed.

But beware, once you join our SMP, you may never want to leave. We’ve heard stories of players who tried to switch back to Java, only to find themselves crawling back to us, begging for forgiveness.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

WinningSHEEEServer – Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! If you win on our server, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather, turn all the zombies into friendly villagers, and ride a dragon into battle against the Ender Dragon herself!

But beware, if you lose, you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for eternity and be chased around by a pack of angry wolves. So come join us and see what happens if she wins… or loses!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Lizard Lounge – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most scaly-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’re all about those scales, baby. Whether you’re into dragons, wyverns, dinosaurs, or even lizard people like Argonians, this is the place for you. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of lewd lizard writings to keep you entertained.

Join us if you want to discuss all things scaly, from anatomy arguments (which never go anywhere, by the way) to sharing your favorite scaly series and making outrageous changes to them. Just remember, no monstergirls allowed – we’ve got standards, you know.

So why join our SMP? Well, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a giant fire-breathing dragon who will only let you in if you can recite the entire script of “The Land Before Time” backwards. Plus, we’ve got a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a tribe of kobolds who love to play Minecraft all day.

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our resident shark in a top hat who roams the server looking for unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner lizard lover run wild!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BreadixWorld BedWars Minecraft server

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› Our project is based on Minecraft PE version 1.1 – 1.1.7.• On our server you will find such mini-games as: BedWars 4v4v4v4 Mode and SkyWars Solo Mode, as well as SkyWars Teams Mode!• Just recently a new seasonal mini-game was added to the server – Grich Simulator! Attention, it will only be available until March! Don’t miss the opportunity to play a new mini-game!• When creating the server, we tried to convey the style and atmosphere of mini-games from the Hypixel server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter.

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with insane events like Sim Room Overclock, where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the extreme!

But wait, there’s more! How about dressing up your character in the latest fashion trends with Costume Passes like Thief of Justice and Baseball Fan? Trust us, your Minecraft avatar will be the talk of the server!

And don’t even get us started on our upcoming events like OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] and Solo Raid: Behemoth. You won’t want to miss out on the action-packed fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even encounter Rapunzel: Pure Grace cleaning up the party mess or Cinderella: Glass Princess breaking out her killer dance moves. It’s all happening on our server!

Download now for Android, iOS, or PC and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Fed’s Top Two Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there were two fed’s top babyfaces who decided to join our SMP. And let me tell you, things got wild! They built giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamonds, rode pigs into battle against creepers, and even tamed a dragon to guard their treasure.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and even a hidden village of talking llamas. And if you join our SMP, you can be a part of all the madness too!

So come on and join us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Autistic Dude’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being seen as an “ick” to women in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, being a male autist actually makes you a total chick magnet! That’s right, our virtual world is filled with ladies who can’t resist a guy who knows how to build a mean pixelated castle.

Join our server and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. They’ll be begging you to show them your redstone contraptions and asking for your expert advice on how to survive the zombie apocalypse. Who needs real life when you can be the ultimate ladies’ man in Minecraft?

So come on, leave your real-life ickiness behind and join our server where being a male autist is actually a superpower. Who knew virtual reality could be so much better than the real thing?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Real Madrid’s Master Class Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to Real Madrid’s master class Minecraft SMP, where you can kick it with the coolest players in the game! Join us if you want to build epic stadiums, score goals with creepers, and trade diamonds like they’re trophies.

Our server is home to the most skilled builders and redstone wizards in the Minecraft universe. Need a skyscraper built in a day? No problem, our players can do it blindfolded while juggling TNT blocks.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll unlock secret soccer mini-games where you can challenge Cristiano Ronaldo himself to a penalty shootout. And if you win, he’ll give you a signed diamond sword as a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Come join Real Madrid’s master class Minecraft SMP and show off your skills on the virtual pitch. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft Messi!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1350	Ores Mined:	4594
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17