🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 19
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

New Minecraft Servers

  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 494
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Potions Brewed: 84
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7065 Ores Mined: 2929

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Endless Night Skies: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Emeralds Found: 9051 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Chimeras Created: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Magic Items Found: 1914 Elemental Crystals Collected: 47
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Buildings Constructed: 29
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 264038 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Villages Defended: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4180
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Dimension Hops: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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