🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Fermium MC

    Fermium MC

    Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Potions Brewed: 80
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • KoscoLand

    KoscoLand

    KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • The UnderRealms

    The UnderRealms

    We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5854 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • VanillaAnarchy.net

    VanillaAnarchy.net

    Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • AdelCraft

    AdelCraft

    AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • TheVillagerPeople

    TheVillagerPeople

    We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Obsidian Gang

    Obsidian Gang

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Alien Abductions: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • SkallCraft Network

    SkallCraft Network

    New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

    Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

    Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

    – CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

    – Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

    – FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

    – BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

    SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Enchantments Applied: 185 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • L2X9

    L2X9

    L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8598 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Dimension Hops: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Void Armor Forged: 22

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Magic Wands Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Serenity Realms

    Serenity Realms

    Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Ores Mined: 3422

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • PokeWild

    PokeWild

    PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Villages Defended: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Crops Grown: 8611
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CladeCraft

    CladeCraft

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Alien Abductions: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Ellenor

    Ellenor

    Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Chimeras Created: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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