| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to finally fulfill your wildest dreams (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance.
So why wait? Join our server today and see what kind of crazy antics await you. Just remember to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they have a tendency to steal your blocks and your heart.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us for epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. But fear not, for we have the legendary Ronaldo Burger that will give you the strength and courage to defeat them all!
Critics are already raving about our server, calling it the most hilarious and chaotic experience they’ve ever had. So come join us and be a part of the madness. Just be prepared to cry tears of joy (or maybe just tears) when you taste the infamous “Sad Meal” from Meali Kidsmenutini’s Slop. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us on our 15k sat shitcoin server where the currency is as wild as our players! Trade your diamonds for rare and exotic items like enchanted golden carrots or even a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, deal with it)!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon fears it. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 930112 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us for a chance to play alongside the clumsy girl next door who’s also a pro at karaoke and rhythm games. Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with the silly girly girl who loves retro and aquatic games, as well as drawing the most outrageous doodles.
But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with the chuuni seiso girl who’s all about longform playthroughs with a side of pre-game zatsu? Or maybe you’re more into delulu deredere types who slay soulslikes and belt out karaoke tunes like there’s no tomorrow.
And don’t even get us started on the gremlin imouto who’s a master at horror games and RPGs, or the dorky weird girl who’s all about collabs and retro games. Oh, and let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who dominates card games and can draw like a pro.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with our pixelated pals by your side!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Picture this: Prancer leading a pack of griefers through the snowy biome, causing havoc wherever they go. The Heart of Christmas quest where you have to find Santa’s lost presents before the Grinch steals them all. And don’t even get me started on Elfette Saves Christmas, where you have to battle evil snowmen and gingerbread zombies to save the holiday season.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a tangled string of Christmas lights, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous holiday fun you’ve ever had! Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door, because things are about to get merry and mayhem-filled!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 100 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
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| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even outrun a turtle? Well, look no further because our server is faster than Sanic on steroids! We’ve got shadow gens that will make you question reality and SP^RK 3 that will blow your mind (literally, be careful).
Join us and witness the epic battle between Sanicteam and the literal clown who somehow became the best high speed platformer ever made. Who will come out on top? Who knows, but it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists, turns, and probably a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s likely).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to hold onto your hat, because things are about to get crazy up in here!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Looking for a server where every day is like a wacky sitcom episode? Look no further! Join us for insane storylines, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can join a server where the drama never stops?
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show? Come join the madness and see for yourself! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you…😂🎮🤪
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8565 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Explore hidden dungeons, uncover ancient artifacts, and battle against powerful foes as you journey through a world where nothing is as it seems. Will you be able to unravel the conspiracy before it’s too late, or will you fall victim to their nefarious schemes?
With epic quests, challenging puzzles, and a community of players ready to join you in the fight against evil, this server offers a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, gather your allies, and prepare to take on the ultimate challenge – because the fate of the world is in your hands!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
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Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for a rollercoaster ride through madness and mayhem. Watch out for the Barber of La Manchaland Outis, who’s always ready to give you a stylish new haircut… whether you want one or not!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining the FangHunt Office and becoming a Fixer like the legendary Hong Lu? Help us track down elusive targets and bring them to justice in the most ridiculous ways possible.
So why wait? Download our server now and dive into the chaos. Just remember, this server is directly tied to the setting of our previous games, so expect spoilers and plenty of laughs along the way. See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
