Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the power of Notch guide you to epic loot and hilarious shenanigans! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, with diamond ore blocks that sing sweet melodies and creepers that do the cha-cha before exploding.

We have a secret underground cult dedicated to worshiping the almighty pigman, who grants us enchanted gear and golden apples in exchange for sacrifices of bacon. Our PvP arena is a battleground where players fight using only fishing rods and buckets of lava, with the winner earning the title of Supreme Chicken Nugget.

So why believe in god when you can believe in the power of our insane Minecraft SMP? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Towns Built: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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