Believing in Santa is childish and stupid, but believing in Minecraft SMP is epic

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Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of llamas, and battling evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet panda that can breakdance.

So why waste your time believing in Santa when you can join our server and believe in the power of Christ…the chicken that rose from the dead and turned water into lava. Yeah, it’s a bit weird but hey, it’s Minecraft!

Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Endless Night Skies:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	1686	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Emeralds Found:	2951
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Love Letters Sent:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.