lol come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a ukraine strike on belgorod, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except maybe your dignity).

our server is so lit, russia is even talking about it! they say five players have been killed by laughter and 46 have been injured from falling out of their chairs while playing. but hey, that’s just a normal day on our server.

we’ve got more chaos than a russian political rally, more fun than a ukrainian dance party, and more surprises than a belgorod street market. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Falling into the Void: 0 Crops Grown: 3509
Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Mines Excavated: 4505
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY