| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5696 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 9339 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2077 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 5052 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 205 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 911 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 4104 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3709 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 278 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 5641 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 9436 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 27 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 3078 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8431 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 7324 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 6782 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 8766 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9625 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4510 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 4523 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 263 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 7242 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 27 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 488 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 4164 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 87 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.
So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.
