BedroomBanishmentCraft

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Are you tired of your partner waking you up in the middle of the night to brush his teeth? Do you have a baby who also gets disturbed by his nighttime dental hygiene routine? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join our server and kick your husband out of the virtual bedroom instead! We have spare rooms where he can sleep peacefully while you build and explore without any disturbances. No more waking up to the sound of tooth brushing, just pure gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a tooth fairy who will grant you wishes in exchange for dental hygiene products. So stock up on toothpaste and floss, because you never know when you might need to make a deal with the mystical tooth fairy.

Join now for a toothbrush-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Star Shards Collected:	255
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyLifeGoals

achievement, aspirations, balance, Contentment, CraftyLifeGoals, dreams, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, ideal life, inspiration, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, positivity, self improvement, self love, self-care, success, Visualization

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where the only excitement comes from accidentally stepping on a Lego? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can tame dragons, ride unicorns, and have epic dance parties with friendly creepers. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated paradise of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NaziCraft: Remove the Memes

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build monuments to honor all the victims of communism! But watch out, some peeps wanna remove over 330 names cuz they think they linked to Nazis and fascists. But we say NO WAY, those peeps just misunderstood the assignment! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds, and maybe even uncover some secret underground bunkers full of treasure (and maybe some skeletons, oops)! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show those haters who’s boss! #CommunismIsCool #NazisAreNotWelcome #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures

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so like, imagine this, right? you join this crazy minecraft server and you’re like whoa, what is happening here? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a barnacle-inspired synthetic polymer, just stickin’ to ya like crazy. but get this, it’s not just stickin’ to ya, it’s loosening bacteria from their moorings, like human tissue and industrial pipes.

i know, right? sounds insane, but it’s true. and get this, this discovery could lead to a whole new way to design antibiotics. like, who knew playing minecraft could lead to curing diseases and stuff?

so come join this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are wild. you never know what crazy discoveries you might stumble upon. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that could change the world? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+

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Minecraft Server Overview
New SMP server with plugins like Dynmap
No official launch, join anytime
16+ age requirement
Hosted in Germany, running on 1.20.6 Paper

FAQ

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed on our Discord server. Please join to see the full list of rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they meet the age requirement and follow the rules.

Q: Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

A: There is a banned items list on our Discord server to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Q: Is there a limit on the number of players allowed on the server?

A: As of now, there is no specific player limit, but we may adjust it in the future based on server performance.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server for more information and the server IP address to start playing.

Q: Can I suggest new plugins or features for the server?

A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our players to improve the server experience. Please share your ideas on our Discord server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchantments Applied:	263
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Animals Bred:	136	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

Actors, artists, athletes, Celebrities, Country, Crafty, Creators, culture, Entertainment, famous faces, famous names, famous people, famous personalities, Historical figures, influencers, Minecraft, Musicians, national pride, notable personalities, politicians, public figures, renowned individuals, Server, well-known faces

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and play alongside famous celebrities like Beyonce, Elon Musk, Kim Kardashian, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and even the Queen of England! That’s right, they all play on our server and you can too!

But that’s not all, our server is so wild that you might just run into a herd of rainbow-colored llamas riding on top of flying pigs! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Towns Built:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TikTok Minecraft SMP Madness

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry though, Steve’s pranks are all in good fun…we think.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. Plus, our server owner is a TikTok sensation who promises to livestream all the chaos and hilarity for your viewing pleasure. And hey, if you’re feeling generous, maybe throw a few emeralds their way so they can quit their day job and focus on entertaining you full-time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky flying squids…they tend to have a bit of a temper.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1535	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MovieMarathonGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring movies that never live up to the hype? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the movies come to life! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in-game where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky glory. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Steve Spielberg himself roaming around, working on his next blockbuster hit! So say goodbye to disappointing movies and hello to a cinematic adventure like no other on our crazy SMP server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockyHealthHazards

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Items Found:	2340
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyVik’sRussianJailbreak

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hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u better join our server cuz we got crazier stories than this headline, like once a player found a diamond block that turned out to be a secret portal to a world full of talking pigs and dancing creepers. and if u join now, u can be part of our epic quest to find the legendary golden chicken that lays enchanted eggs. plus, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of dead journalists wanna play with us. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Cash Birthday Card Fun

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yo, u ever get a birthday card and u open it up and there’s CASH inside? it’s like finding a hidden treasure in a pirate ship, but instead of gold doubloons, u get dollar bills, yo. imagine if u could do that in minecraft, but instead of cash, u find diamonds and emeralds everywhere u go. that’s what this server is all about, fam. we got so many treasures hidden in our world, u gonna feel like a pirate on a treasure hunt. come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet loot. plus, we got a secret underground base where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. it’s lit, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a birthday card full of surprises.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds

Covid-19, data analysis, democrats, Dems, disparities, Healthcare, herd immunity, immunization, Independents, Inds, npj Vaccines, pandemic, partisanship, political divide, public health, Reps, republicans, research, socioeconomic factors, study, University of Michigan, vaccination, vaccination rates, VaxCraft

lol come join this epic minecraft server where we vaccinate players faster than dems getting their shots! we got crazy parties where we inject you with potions of immunity and watch you turn into a superhero! republicans and independents are welcome too, we’ll make sure you’re protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to attack you. join now for a wild ride of vaxxed up fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8678	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Torrent Network: Where RPG meets sky factions but sadly, no lifesteal in sight!

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Torrent Network Minecraft Server Overview
Survival Server	2 year old map, custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative Server	Claim free plot, build within reason
Lifesteal Server	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, enchants

FAQ

Q: Are the servers connected in any way?

A: Yes, all the servers are perfectly connected to form a community.

Q: Will the survival server ever reset?

A: No, the survival server will never reset. The map has a 2 year history.

Q: Can I play on the server with Java or Bedrock?

A: Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock on any version.

Q: What is unique about the Lifesteal server?

A: The Lifesteal server features custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, and enchants, making it a unique experience.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit the server’s website, Discord, map, and wiki for more information.

Check out our links:

And of course, the server IP: torrentsmp.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, adorable, Animals, Aquatic, bird lovers, Creature, cute, ducks, feathers, love, Minecraft, Nature, Outdoor, Peaceful, pond, quack, Serene, Server, Waddle, waterfowl, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife photography

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – DUCKS! That’s right, adorable little quacking ducks roaming around, ready to be your new Minecraft besties.

But wait, there’s more! These ducks aren’t just any ordinary ducks, oh no. They have magical powers that can help you on your Minecraft adventures. Need to fly across the map? Just hop on a duck and soar through the skies like a majestic bird. Need some extra protection in battle? Duck armor is the way to go.

Join our server today and experience the joy of hanging out with the coolest creatures in Minecraft – the ducks. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough ducks, they’ll lead you to a secret treasure hidden deep within the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the duck-tastic fun begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6687
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters

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Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Runes Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CuriousCraftMC

Apology, Cards Against Humanity, Conversations, Curious, CuriousCraftMC, debate, Democrat, Ethics, friendship, Frustration, GOOGLE, inquisitive, instagram, internet, legal scholars, Legality, motivation, Plan, Trust, US Election, Voting

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	3254
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).