Bechdel Test Fail | New Minecraft Servers 2024

join dis epic minecraft server if u want to be part of a community where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. we got so many diamonds u can build a whole castle out of them. our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes like a genie in a bottle. the chat is filled with memes and jokes that will make u pee your pants. our world border is actually made of candy and if u reach it, u get a lifetime supply of chocolate. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4555	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1466

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Magic Items Found:	3380
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4442	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchantments Applied:	83
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	41

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Alien Abductions:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.