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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6815 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Crops Grown: | 5933 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 2191 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Votes: | 6042 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!