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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 2127 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!