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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3166 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3707 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 4216 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!