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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 9396 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!