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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 6418 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!