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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 8284 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 3181 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!
So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P