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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 1912 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!
So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P