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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 2031 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 50 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 293 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4905 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!
So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P