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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 1764 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3440 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!
So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P