BeanBoys Minecraft Server: Where Brits, Pols, and Memes Collide!

5 beans, bags, BeanBoys, BLUFFER, brit/pol/, Brits, Cambridgeshire., cannabis factory, Cards, collide, concerned sub-postmaster, england, gender clinic, Get Well Soon, GP, Just Stop Oil protest, Kate’s cancer news, memes, Minecraft, misuse of funds, pols, Post Office lawyer, puberty blockers, Raid, sacked, Sainsbury’s worker, scotland, Server, slaves, Stardust families, struck off, suspended, Thoughts, Tory MP, under 18s, unlawful killing, Verdict, william

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting suspended is your disbelief at how awesome it is! Join now for a chance to cheer alongside Stardust families as we deliver verdicts on who has the best build.

Even William himself has been spotted on our server, receiving get well soon cards for surviving our epic PvP battles. And if you’re worried about puberty blockers, don’t fret – our gender clinic only pauses them long enough for you to mine some diamonds.

Forget about being dismissed as a bluffer, on our server everyone is a master crafter. Just ask the Sainsbury’s worker who got sacked for not paying for bags – they’re now the reigning champion of our building competitions.

And if you’re looking for some real drama, join us for the Just Stop Oil protest where GPs could be struck off for not building sustainable farms. Who knows, you might even witness a raid on a cannabis factory, where “slaves” are released to join our server and become the ultimate builders.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Items Found:	3571	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

play.exeoscraft.com

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Villages Defended:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Villages Defended:	11
New Chunks Explored:	761190	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Votes:	3313	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	581	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
New Chunks Explored:	744740	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Crops Grown:	7431
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Zombie Dances:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Emeralds Found:	1795	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2797
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Towns Built:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	97
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7693
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9869

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Buildings Constructed:	32
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Star Shards Collected:	213
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Emeralds Found:	1972	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net