Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you’ll wake up on a beach with a picrel (half-pickle, half-squirrel) casually strolling by! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking trees that give out free enchanted gear, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and chocolate rivers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
Star Shards Collected: 254 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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