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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Gods Slained: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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