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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 8928 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5198 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk. we got diamonds for days and creepers that like to breakdance.
if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats.
plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. so come on down and join the fun, because there’s absolutely zero point not to be kind on the internet. let’s build a world of rainbows and unicorns together! 🌈🦄🎉
