BdayPresentsGone – NoRegrets | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some gratitude? Look no further than our server, where we turn entitled brats into humble players!

Join now and watch as your kids learn the value of appreciation. Our server is filled with challenges that will make them realize that not everything in life is handed to them on a silver platter.

We even have a special “Ungrateful Birthday” event where players have to rewrap their presents and show gratitude before they can move on to the next level. Watch as they throw tantrums and stomp their virtual feet in frustration!

So if you want your kids to stop acting like spoiled brats and start being thankful for what they have, join our server now! Who knows, they might even learn to appreciate that iron pickaxe they’ve been taking for granted.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NostalgiaCraft SMP

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you got your first pet rock as a child? Well, imagine that, but on a whole new level! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive that magical feeling as you embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures alongside your trusty pet rock companion. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet rock by your side, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s rock this SMP together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	6011
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ores Mined:	1545
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyCrushSignals

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some serious laughs and crazy adventures!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time.

But that’s not all! On our server, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Namaste, my friends.

And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. His jokes might be fire, but his breath is even hotter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Commute Pay Time

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! like, imagine if u could ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks!

plus, on this server, commuting time is like, legally considered paid work hours, so u can spend all day building ur dream minecraft world without worrying about ur boss getting mad at u for being late! it’s like a dream come true, man!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters just waiting to be conquered. u gotta be there to experience it all, dude. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Lucky Star Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Konata, Kagami, Tsukasa, and Miyuki from Lucky Star are the rulers of the land, leading epic quests and battles against evil mobs.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Konata, the ultimate gaming master, as she leads you on daring raids to collect rare loot. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a building competition against Kagami, the queen of perfectionism, who will stop at nothing to create the most epic structures in all of Minecraft.

But beware, Tsukasa’s adorable charm may lull you into a false sense of security before she unleashes her secret weapon – a horde of killer bunnies that will attack anyone who dares to challenge her rule. And don’t even get us started on Miyuki, whose intelligence and resourcefulness will have you questioning if she’s secretly a Minecraft genius in disguise.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Lucky Star like never before. Who knew that a bunch of anime girls could make Minecraft so much fun?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild Pokemon battle! Choose your starter Pokemon (I mean Minecraft skin) and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Pokemon trainer… I mean, Minecraft player!

Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?

But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?

So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia

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Remember that feeling of excitement you got when you watched your favorite cartoon as a kid? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like stepping into a real-life cartoon world, where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always smiling. Join us and relive your childhood in the most epic way possible – by building your own cartoon-inspired creations and battling it out with other players in wacky mini-games. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your childhood dreams are just a click away!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PrisonCraft177

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so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Log Boss Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being just another log in the forest of Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, no log is greater than YOU! That’s right, we believe in empowering our players to be the biggest, baddest logs in all the land.

Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?

So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	5114
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	4992
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

InstaJammin’ Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you ready to become a pro player and dominate the virtual world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar! Imagine shredding on a diamond guitar, banging on a obsidian drum set, or even playing a creeper piano (watch out for those explosive notes!).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Enderdragon band, who perform epic concerts every Saturday night. Get ready to headbang with the best of them and show off your musical skills to the whole server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and become the musical master you’ve always dreamed of!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NarcissistCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with narcissistic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of self-absorbed llamas who only care about themselves! Join us for a wild ride of drama, ego trips, and llama shenanigans. Who needs human drama when you can have llama drama? Come join us and experience the most narcissistic Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crops Grown:	6967

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Pixelated Pleasures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server has something that will spice up your gameplay – Japanese sex demons! That’s right, we have a whole new mob in the game that will seduce your enemies and distract them while you sneak up and steal their diamonds. But be careful, these demons are not to be messed with – they have a seductive charm that can make even the most experienced players fall under their spell.

Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure like no other. Explore a world filled with danger, intrigue, and of course, Japanese sex demons. Who knows what other surprises await you in this twisted and hilarious Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Cube Edition server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch Apple of Infinite Power, battle against the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music, and uncover the mysteries of the haunted mineshaft where the ghosts of creepers past roam free.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Halloween Jam event where you can dress up your character in spooky costumes and compete in pumpkin carving contests.

So what are you waiting for? Join Cube Edition today and experience Minecraft like never before! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up bases, or unexpected encounters with Herobrine.)

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.