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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 4377 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Enchantments Applied: | 255 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s da craziest, most epic server out there. like, if u join, u get a pet llama dat farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. yea, u heard me right. and if u find da hidden cave of wonders, u get a magical pickaxe dat can mine a whole mountain in one hit. no joke.
oh, and did i mention dat every full moon, a herd of flying pigs spawn and drop enchanted golden apples? yea, it’s wild. and if u build a house out of cheese, u get a special power-up dat lets u fly around da server like a superhero.
but wait, there’s more. if u defeat da evil dragon boss, u get a crown made of emeralds and everyone on da server has to bow down to u. it’s like, da ultimate power move. so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it.
