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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 205 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 560704 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s da craziest, most epic server out there. like, if u join, u get a pet llama dat farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. yea, u heard me right. and if u find da hidden cave of wonders, u get a magical pickaxe dat can mine a whole mountain in one hit. no joke.
oh, and did i mention dat every full moon, a herd of flying pigs spawn and drop enchanted golden apples? yea, it’s wild. and if u build a house out of cheese, u get a special power-up dat lets u fly around da server like a superhero.
but wait, there’s more. if u defeat da evil dragon boss, u get a crown made of emeralds and everyone on da server has to bow down to u. it’s like, da ultimate power move. so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it.
