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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 8153 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 158 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Reasons to join: – We have a balloon popping mini-game where you can relive the trauma of your dad popping all your hard work. – Our cake selection is top-notch, but don’t worry, we won’t force feed you chocolate cake against your will. Choose your slice wisely! – Need some extra cash? Just watch out for your mom trying to take back the birthday money she gave you. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. – Enjoy some family drama? Our server is full of it! Witness arguments over gifts, silent treatments, and even a sprinkle of name-calling. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs a boring birthday party when you can have all this excitement in Minecraft?