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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8058 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
Reasons to join: – We have a balloon popping mini-game where you can relive the trauma of your dad popping all your hard work. – Our cake selection is top-notch, but don’t worry, we won’t force feed you chocolate cake against your will. Choose your slice wisely! – Need some extra cash? Just watch out for your mom trying to take back the birthday money she gave you. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. – Enjoy some family drama? Our server is full of it! Witness arguments over gifts, silent treatments, and even a sprinkle of name-calling. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs a boring birthday party when you can have all this excitement in Minecraft?