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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 4323 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6357 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 187 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Enchantments Applied: | 113 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.
Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.