Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockyBlasts: Don’t dig straight down!

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If I could give one piece of advice to my younger self, it would be to join this epic Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding! Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve tamed a dragon and ridden it into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VuhledarCraft – Ukraine’s 72nd Brigade

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s 72nd brigade is actually a secret group of minecraft players who release videos from vuhledar while denying claims about withdrawal from the game! u gotta see it to believe it, these players are on a mission to build the craziest minecraft world ever seen! join now for a chance to be part of their epic adventures and witness the madness unfold! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Holy Grails Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	167
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Neolithic Farming Fun in Morocco

African History, agriculture, Ancient civilization, ancient society, anthropology, archaeology, Civilization, cultural heritage, discovery, Excavation, Farming, farming community, Fun, History, morocco, Neolithic, Neolithic era, North Africa, prehistoric, research, scientific discovery, SETTLEMENT

yo, so like, if u wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, listen up! we got this wild story about a previously unknown Neolithic farming community discovered in Morocco. like, who even knew that was a thing?? but on this server, u can be part of that community and build ur own Neolithic farm with ur virtual pals. imagine the epic battles u can have with other players over who has the best crops or the most cows. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and be a part of history in the making. plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players. u can’t beat that, amirite?? so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s get farming, y’all! 🌾🐄🔥

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

[———– ReDark ———–] Minecraft server

1.21, Community, Discord, fair administration, Fair Play, License, no cheaters, Peace, private server, Vanilla

ReDark is our private Minecraft server, created for those who love vanilla, peace and fair play. We value players who value comfortable gameplay. What we have:• Adequate community• No cheaters• Fair administrationCurrent server version is 1.21. Login without a license is possible. Join us on Discord to become part of this project.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Monsters Minecraft Server

Armor Set Search, Crafty, databases, Frontier, Hunter Connect, Iceborne, Kiranico, MHG, Minecraft, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, monster hunter rise, Monster Hunter Wilds, monster hunter world, Monster Weakness Database, Monsters, multiplayer, older game emulation, Password, Pingsdex, release date trailer, Room code, Server, Steam Deck, weapon trailers

Are you tired of boring old servers with no tableware in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest place to be! Join us for epic Monster Hunter adventures where you can hunt down monsters with your friends and gear up with the craziest armor sets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is now Steam Deck verified, so you can game on the go with ease. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we even have old game emulation and multiplayer options for those Frontier fans out there.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of Monster Hunter like never before. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure or two along the way. See you in the wilds, adventurer!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mines Excavated:	1530
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Car Site Open Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for something a little more… adventurous? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a Kia exploit that allows you to open a car just by clicking a link! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for cars! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the dark web to find the rarest and most valuable vehicles in the game. So what are you waiting for? Hop in your virtual Kia and come join the fun!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, bride, celebration, ceremony, Communication, Conflict, decision, Division, family, groom, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, OVERWHELMING, parents, relationships, Respect, selfish, Server, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

Are you tired of your parents trying to control every aspect of your life, even your wedding day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference!

On our server, you can create the most extravagant wedding ceremony you can imagine, from a diamond-studded altar to a cake made entirely of gold blocks. And the best part? Your parents are banned from entering the server, so you can finally have the freedom to plan your special day without any unwanted opinions.

Join now and show your family who’s boss by creating the most epic wedding celebration in Minecraft history! Don’t let anyone rain on your pixelated parade, it’s time to say “I do” to our server and “I don’t” to meddling parents.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Divorce, Driving, emotional, family, Favor, Harmony, Kids, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Siblings, SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft, Support

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringiest moments, cringy, EMBARRASSING, funny, growing up, high school, Memories, MISTAKES, past, regret, smp, social faux pas, teenage years, TeenageFails, teenager

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CreeperLoveCraft

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Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3967
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

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so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Crops Grown:	2737	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

activities, bedrock player, Builds, Community, crossplay, Custom Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefers, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Lanterncraft, loot tables, meets, Phone, Plugins, PvE, Questline, Resource World, Rewards, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, Staff Team, Starting again, Welcoming

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.