Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Mythical Swords Crafted: 70 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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