Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
Dragon Scales Harvested: 176 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Ores Mined: 1670 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
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