BattleAxe SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GrannyGriefNoMore

ABUSIVE, aita, childhood trauma, difficult family relationships, distant relatives, Emotional Abuse, estranged relatives, family, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, generational trauma, Grandma, GrannyGriefNoMore, neglect, not taking son, setting boundaries, toxic family

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, just like our player who had a rough childhood with a neglectful dad and an abusive grandma named Deb.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about disappointing baby showers or unresponsive relatives. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and create your own happy ending without the need for toxic family members.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and never have to deal with unwanted family drama again. Plus, we have virtual baby showers that always have a full attendance, no matter what! Join us now and leave your real-life family issues in the past.

NoChip Wireless EcoTags

#sustainability, chip-free, eco-friendly, EcoTags, electromagnetic waves, electronic tags, electronic waste, Engineering, Engineers, environmental conservation, environmental impact, IC chip, Id, innovation, NoChip, RFID, sensing data, sensor technology, Technology, waste reduction, wireless, wireless communication, wireless sensors

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got chip-free wireless sensors that are gonna blow your mind, bro! these sensors are so next level, they gonna reduce the environmental impact of electronic tags like you wouldn’t believe. our engineers straight up developed these wireless tags that are gonna help cut down on all that electronic waste caused by single-use RFID.

imagine this, dude – the electromagnetic waves are gonna be directly reflected with ID and sensing data WITHOUT an IC chip. like, what even is an IC chip anyway? who needs it when you got our wireless sensors doing all the work for you.

so come on over to our server and experience the future of minecraft with these insane sensors. join now and be part of the revolution, man!

Red Grief server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, Griefing, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Red Grief, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Potions Brewed:	164	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

The description of the server server “Red Grief” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

RedGriefCraft.aternos.me

TerraTrove

Adults, BUILD, Community, Cozy, Discord, Drama-free, Fun, Griefers, hackers, kyronix, Minecraft, properly moderated, Relax, Safe, season 4, Server, smp, Space, TerraTrove, thieves, Time

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	7607	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Requirements	18+ Whitelisted Only
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock

Season 4 is starting on 1st Feb (TODAY!) and seasons last around 8+ months.

It’s properly moderated, so there is no drama like other big, public servers. The idea is for everyone to know each other, have fun together, and enjoy the game, not just wander off building farms solo.

If this sounds like something you would enjoy, drop your Discord below, and I’ll add you! Alternatively, add my discord – kyronix

Hopefully we you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server version?	The server is running on version 1.21.4
Is the server open to players under 18?	No, the server is only open to players who are 18 and above and have been whitelisted.
How long do seasons last?	Seasons typically last around 8+ months.
How can I join the server?	To join, drop your Discord below or add kyronix on Discord for an invitation.

Brit Feel Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Brit, britfeel, british culture, Connection, Craft, discovery, Edition, emotional, family, feel, Heartwarming, Identity, long-lost daughter, love, missing, Mystery, Nostalgia, Parent, relationship, reunion, SEARCHING, ssm, uk

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is like finding SSM’s long lost daughter, except she’s a blocky pixelated princess ready to kick some creeper butt! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s tighter than Steve’s pants after a night of mining diamonds.

We’ve got more mods than a pack of wolves in a forest, more mini-games than a villager has trades, and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest family this side of the Nether!

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet the elusive Ender Dragon’s second cousin twice removed. Yeah, we’re that wild. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and let’s go on a journey that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

SSM’s long lost daughter edition – where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe the occasional server crash. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? See you on the flip side, blockheads!

CraftyCashGrab

couldn’t resist, CraftyCashGrab, Extravagant, guilty pleasure, impulse buy, impulse purchase, impulse shopping, impulse spending, impulsive purchase, indulgence, instant gratification, instant purchase, Irresistible, luxury item, money spent, must have, Purchase, shopping spree, shut up and take my money, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mines Excavated:	1143	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your wallet)!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato of doom. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player gets a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Yes, you heard that right. Laser beams. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DefenceCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Budget, chief, defence spending, DefenceCraft, Defense, defense budget, Diplomacy, EU, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Minecraft, nato, policy making, Rise, SECURITY, Server, strategic planning

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Mines Excavated:	2318
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9516

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. and guess what? our foreign policy chief says that if you join, your defence spending will totally rise! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and awesome stuff. so like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

PanamaCraft: China Alert!

ALERT, China, diplomatic relations, economic impact, envoy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Global influence, international affairs, maritime security, military presence, national security, panama canal, PanamaCraft, power dynamics, PRESENCE, regional stability, security concern, strategic interests, Trade routes, US

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Buildings Constructed:	41	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	8131	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Divine Spears Created:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff right? well on our server, we got this epic storyline where china is tryna take over the panama canal in minecraft! like, who even knew that was a thing? but now u gotta join our server to help stop them and save the day! plus, we got like, really cool mods and mini games and stuff. so come join us and be a hero in the minecraft world!

Orgasmic Women’s Realm

ORGASMIC, Realm, Womens

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1113	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	5782	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

so like, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join dis server, u gonna be like, hittin’ dat orgasm frequency like never before. we got all da tools and resources u need to really get in touch with ur bodily sensations, ya feel me? like, u gonna be havin’ orgasms left and right, solo or with a partner, it don’t matter. we close dat orgasm gap real quick, like boom, u feel me? so come join us and get ready to experience da most satisfying orgasms of ur life, like, no joke. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Mystic Isles 1.21.4

1.21.4, adorable, Anime, art style, blushing, character design, Characters, cute, embarrassed, emotions, facial expressions, illustration, Isles, Japanese culture, love, Manga, mystic, Okitsura, quirky, red blushes, romance, Shy.., Unique

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Yo, bro, have you ever seen a Minecraft server where all the players are constantly blushing? Like, they’re walking around with these red cheeks like they just saw their crush or something. It’s hilarious, man!

Join this server if you wanna see some seriously blushing blockheads running around like they just got caught stealing diamonds. It’s like a virtual embarrassment simulator, I swear.

Plus, the community is so weirdly wholesome. Everyone is just complimenting each other and spreading positivity like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a virtual hug fest, but with pickaxes and creepers.

So, if you’re into blushing avatars and a community that’s way too nice for their own good, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch the blushing bug too!

AdultingInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	16	Towns Built:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Farms Harvested:	811

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, you gotta join bro. Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out sick dance moves. It was wild, man. And then I built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and it was like, totally rad.

But wait, there’s more! The other players on the server are like, the coolest peeps ever. We have epic battles with giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. It’s like a crazy circus but with blocks and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons full of treasure. It’s like a real-life adventure movie, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever and feel like a total boss, you gotta come join us. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise. Plus, we have a secret club where we wear diamond armor and ride around on llamas. It’s like, the best thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

ZombieApocSurvivalCraft

Apocalypse, danger, Defense, Dystopia, emergency, End of the World, escape plan, fear, Horror, ISOLATION, outbreak, post-apocalyptic, Preparation, Quarantine, strategy, Survival, survival skills, Undead, weapons, ZombieApocSurvivalCraft, zombies

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Votes:	2534
Animals Bred:	139	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you ready to put your zombie survival skills to the test? Join our Minecraft server and show off your mad zombie-slaying abilities! We’ve got hordes of undead just waiting to be taken down, and only the bravest players will survive.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate zombie-fighting champion?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a bit of mischief. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zombies who’s boss!

EUTradeCraft

diplomatic tensions, Economy, EU, european union, EUTradeCraft, foreign policy, global relations, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, sanctions, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade disputes, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna start a trade war on the eu” and everyone is like “whaaat?” well, we got a minecraft server that’s just as crazy as that! join us and be part of the chaos as we build insane structures and battle it out in epic pvp matches. who needs trade wars when you can have block wars, am i right? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Cheese Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, Cheese, cheese aging, cheese at home, cheese culture, cheese curds, cheese equipment, cheese flavor, cheese ingredients, cheese making, cheese melting, cheese press, cheese process, Cheese Recipe, cheese rennet, cheese storage, cheese stretching, cheese texture, cheese types, Crafters, DIY cheese, homemade cheese

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Farms Harvested:	297
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a cheese factory on steroids, bro! We got cows that literally poop out cheese blocks instead of milk. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite? Join us if you wanna live out your wildest cheese-making dreams in a pixelated world. And hey, who needs logic when you can have CHEESE?! It’s a dairy lover’s paradise, my dudes. So come on, join the madness and let’s get cheesy together!

PrivateSchoolPVP Minecraft Server

children’s education, Communication, DAUGHTER, Decision making, education, family dynamics, Family Support, financial situation, Minecraft, parenting, private school, PrivateSchoolPVP, responsibilities, school choice, school enrollment, school options, school planning, school preparation, school readiness, Server, step-parenting, stepson, tuition

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mines Excavated:	1371
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize education for all players! Just like the dilemma of enrolling children in school, we believe in giving all players the best tools to succeed in the game. Join us and experience the thrill of building your own private school in Minecraft, where your child avatars can learn and grow in a safe and nurturing environment.

But beware, just like in real life, there may be some drama and tough decisions to make. Will you prioritize your biological child’s education over your stepchild’s? Will you be able to navigate the complexities of family dynamics in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Join our server and embark on this wild and wacky adventure filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself enrolling your virtual children in a private Minecraft school funded by your generous virtual parents! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Players:	90/100	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Buildings Constructed:	8