BattleAxe SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AdultingInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5723	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Star Shards Collected:	173	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, you gotta join bro. Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out sick dance moves. It was wild, man. And then I built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and it was like, totally rad.

But wait, there’s more! The other players on the server are like, the coolest peeps ever. We have epic battles with giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. It’s like a crazy circus but with blocks and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons full of treasure. It’s like a real-life adventure movie, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever and feel like a total boss, you gotta come join us. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise. Plus, we have a secret club where we wear diamond armor and ride around on llamas. It’s like, the best thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

ZombieApocSurvivalCraft

Apocalypse, danger, Defense, Dystopia, emergency, End of the World, escape plan, fear, Horror, ISOLATION, outbreak, post-apocalyptic, Preparation, Quarantine, strategy, Survival, survival skills, Undead, weapons, ZombieApocSurvivalCraft, zombies

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	108
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you ready to put your zombie survival skills to the test? Join our Minecraft server and show off your mad zombie-slaying abilities! We’ve got hordes of undead just waiting to be taken down, and only the bravest players will survive.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate zombie-fighting champion?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a bit of mischief. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zombies who’s boss!

EUTradeCraft

diplomatic tensions, Economy, EU, european union, EUTradeCraft, foreign policy, global relations, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, sanctions, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade disputes, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7582	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Star Shards Collected:	260
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna start a trade war on the eu” and everyone is like “whaaat?” well, we got a minecraft server that’s just as crazy as that! join us and be part of the chaos as we build insane structures and battle it out in epic pvp matches. who needs trade wars when you can have block wars, am i right? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Cheese Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, Cheese, cheese aging, cheese at home, cheese culture, cheese curds, cheese equipment, cheese flavor, cheese ingredients, cheese making, cheese melting, cheese press, cheese process, Cheese Recipe, cheese rennet, cheese storage, cheese stretching, cheese texture, cheese types, Crafters, DIY cheese, homemade cheese

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crops Grown:	7039
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a cheese factory on steroids, bro! We got cows that literally poop out cheese blocks instead of milk. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite? Join us if you wanna live out your wildest cheese-making dreams in a pixelated world. And hey, who needs logic when you can have CHEESE?! It’s a dairy lover’s paradise, my dudes. So come on, join the madness and let’s get cheesy together!

PrivateSchoolPVP Minecraft Server

children’s education, Communication, DAUGHTER, Decision making, education, family dynamics, Family Support, financial situation, Minecraft, parenting, private school, PrivateSchoolPVP, responsibilities, school choice, school enrollment, school options, school planning, school preparation, school readiness, Server, step-parenting, stepson, tuition

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5766
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize education for all players! Just like the dilemma of enrolling children in school, we believe in giving all players the best tools to succeed in the game. Join us and experience the thrill of building your own private school in Minecraft, where your child avatars can learn and grow in a safe and nurturing environment.

But beware, just like in real life, there may be some drama and tough decisions to make. Will you prioritize your biological child’s education over your stepchild’s? Will you be able to navigate the complexities of family dynamics in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Join our server and embark on this wild and wacky adventure filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself enrolling your virtual children in a private Minecraft school funded by your generous virtual parents! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

UnclelessInheritanceLOL

BETRAYAL, Charity, college fund, Communication, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family secrets, gambling, Honesty, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, jake paul, loyalty, MIKE TYSON, Money Matters, Secrets, Trust, uncle drama, UnclelessInheritanceLOL, unexpected news

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1635
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5910
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Join our server where family secrets are spilled like lava from a volcano!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden family funds, secret gambling losses, and unexpected college funds for cousins. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness all the juicy drama firsthand?

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through family feuds and financial scandals while building your dream Minecraft world. Join now and see if you can uncover more secrets than a detective in a mystery novel!

USofAChaos Minecraft SMP

America, Analysis, Chaos, commentary, confusion, Crisis, current events, debate, Democracy, discussion, Government, leadership, Minecraft, News, opinion, Politics, smp, society, trending, U.S, uncertainty, united states, USofAChaos

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Votes:	2933
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we got llamas wearing sunglasses riding on pigs as our main mode of transportation. And get this, our PvP battles are so intense, we have players fighting with diamond pickaxes while wearing pumpkin heads for extra protection.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake and organizing dance parties with creepers as the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots.

So if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server in the universe, join us now and be prepared for a wild ride. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

First Steps Toward Light Sails

advanced propulsion, Cosmic exploration, distant galaxies, distant star systems, EXPERIMENTAL, first steps, future technology, innovative technology, interstellar missions, interstellar travel, Light, lightsails, propulsion technology, sails, scientific research, solar sails, space exploration, Space missions, space propulsion, Space Travel, space travel technology, spacecraft, steps

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you’re like in this crazy world where you can build these epic lightsails that can take you to distant star systems. like, whoa, right?

we’ve got this insane story where you have to collect all these rare materials from different planets in order to build your lightsail. and then once you’ve got it all set up, you can just blast off into space and explore all these crazy new worlds.

plus, there’s this whole thing where you have to battle against these alien mobs that are trying to stop you from reaching the stars. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft gameplay, man.

so come join our server and be part of this epic adventure to reach the stars. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be out of this world, literally.

EonCraft – Nexus Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, EonCraft, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Nexus, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Realm, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchantments Applied:	248	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9850

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest trip you’ll ever take, man. We got characters that’ll blow your mind, like Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori. And don’t even get me started on Fujikura Uruka and Shisui Michiru, they’re on a whole other level, dude. Plus, we got streams from Tenma Maemi, Pipkin Pippa, and even Dizzy Dokuro – it’s a party up in here, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We got Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, and Amanogawa Shiina bringing the heat, along with Himemiya Rie and Erina Makina. And if that’s not enough for you, we got Komachi Panko, Runie Ruse, and Eimi Isami ready to rock your world. Oh, and don’t forget about Muu Muyu and Hikanari Hina, they’ll blow your mind, bro.

And if you’re into some Japanese flair, we got Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, and Gram Pico holding it down. Ayase Yuu and Kaminari Clara are also in the mix, bringing that international flavor. So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server and let’s get this party started!

Jingle Jangle Madness

Archive, deer, Deer Left, Deltarune, desuarchive, DOE, Doebrary, Doerot, gallery, Game, GDrive, general, google drive, Holiday Edition, jangle, Jingle, Last Doerot, madness, Mega, mega.nz, Noelle Holiday, RELIVE, Trash

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Votes:	6025
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there, where the last deer reigns supreme! Join us in the world of Doerot, where madness and chaos collide in epic proportions. Explore the Doebrary Mega and GDrive, dive into the Doe Gallery, and experience the Doegame like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime in the Last Doerot. Join now and let the insanity begin!

JokesterCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, big guy, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional triggers, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Support, Healing Process, jokes, JokesterCraft, kitten attack, Minecraft, not being able to take a joke, Scars, self-care, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Upset

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	1

So, remember that time I saved my toddler nephew from a vicious kitten attack? Yeah, we both got scratched up pretty bad and now we have battle scars to prove it. But hey, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be joining a community of survivors who have faced the wrath of killer kittens and lived to tell the tale. Plus, we have epic build battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about those pesky family jokes. So come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

GymRageCraft

anger issues, anger management, car damage, car door damage, car door dent, car door ding, car door hit, Confrontation, confrontation at gym, confrontation over car door, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful parking, fuming, gym parking lot, GymRageCraft, handling anger, lack of apology, lack of respect, losing temper, parking etiquette, Parking lot etiquette

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Farms Harvested:	196
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can release all your pent-up anger from real-life situations like the one described above! Join us and let out your frustrations in a virtual world where you can smash blocks instead of car doors.

Our server is the perfect place to blow off steam and have a laugh at the ridiculousness of life. Build a giant statue of the guy who dinged your car, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer. Or create a mini-game where players have to navigate a parking lot without getting their doors dented by careless NPCs.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that allow you to spawn angry mobs that represent all the annoying people you encounter in everyday life. From entitled Karen zombies to rude Steve skeletons, you can take out your frustrations on these virtual nuisances.

So come join us on our server and let loose in a world where you can turn real-life annoyances into hilarious Minecraft adventures. Who knew venting could be so much fun?

TariffCraft: Canuck Confusion

border security, Canada, Canuck, China, confusion, diplomatic tensions, Economy, fentanyl supply, foreign policy, global trade, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, international relations, mexico, NAFTA, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tarriffs, trade war, Trump administration

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	100	Meteorites Collected:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump’s trade policies? Look no further! Join our server where we impose ridiculous tariffs on all players for the most absurd reasons. Just like how Canada got slapped with a 25% tariff for…existing? Who knows what crazy tariffs we’ll come up with next! Come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos of our wacky economy. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Canadian players, they might try to sneak in without paying their dues!

NestleCraft Server: Trashy Trials!

#sustainability, corporate responsibility, court case, environmental impact, environmental justice, environmental lawsuit, environmental regulations, environmental violations, France, illegal waste dumps, legal action, legal proceedings, Nestlé Waters, NestleCraft, Pollution, Server, TRASHY, trial, Trials, Waste Disposal, waste dumping, waste management, water conservation, water contamination

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	1344	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server so lit that even Nestlé Waters got jealous and started dumping their trash there? well, now u can! join our server and witness the epic battle between players and evil water corporations. build ur own trash fortress and defend it from the evil Nestlé minions. collect resources and craft weapons to defeat the corporate overlords. join now and be part of the revolution against illegal waste dumps in France! #TrashFortressRevolution #NestléVsPlayers

MiddleClassCraft

Challenges, consumer spending, demographics, Development, economic recovery, Economy, emerging markets, fiscal policy, Global, Government, growth, India, leadership, middle class, MiddleClassCraft, modi, opportunities, Politics, Revival, rough year, strategy

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz it’s like modi tryna revive growth in india, but in minecraft form. so, like, if u wanna be part of dat middle class vibe and help save da economy, dis server is where it’s at. plus, we got like, crazy cool mods dat will blow ur mind. like, u can ride a flying pig or turn into a unicorn. it’s wild, man. so, like, come join us and be part of dis epic journey to save india’s economy in minecraft form. u won’t regret it, bro.

Players:	110/900	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	92480
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	100	Treasure Maps Found:	1