BattleAxe SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Jingle Jangle Madness

Archive, deer, Deer Left, Deltarune, desuarchive, DOE, Doebrary, Doerot, gallery, Game, GDrive, general, google drive, Holiday Edition, jangle, Jingle, Last Doerot, madness, Mega, mega.nz, Noelle Holiday, RELIVE, Trash

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ores Mined:	6439	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there, where the last deer reigns supreme! Join us in the world of Doerot, where madness and chaos collide in epic proportions. Explore the Doebrary Mega and GDrive, dive into the Doe Gallery, and experience the Doegame like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime in the Last Doerot. Join now and let the insanity begin!

JokesterCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, big guy, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional triggers, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Support, Healing Process, jokes, JokesterCraft, kitten attack, Minecraft, not being able to take a joke, Scars, self-care, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Upset

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	380
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

So, remember that time I saved my toddler nephew from a vicious kitten attack? Yeah, we both got scratched up pretty bad and now we have battle scars to prove it. But hey, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll be joining a community of survivors who have faced the wrath of killer kittens and lived to tell the tale. Plus, we have epic build battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about those pesky family jokes. So come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

GymRageCraft

anger issues, anger management, car damage, car door damage, car door dent, car door ding, car door hit, Confrontation, confrontation at gym, confrontation over car door, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful parking, fuming, gym parking lot, GymRageCraft, handling anger, lack of apology, lack of respect, losing temper, parking etiquette, Parking lot etiquette

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magic Items Found:	3855	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can release all your pent-up anger from real-life situations like the one described above! Join us and let out your frustrations in a virtual world where you can smash blocks instead of car doors.

Our server is the perfect place to blow off steam and have a laugh at the ridiculousness of life. Build a giant statue of the guy who dinged your car, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer. Or create a mini-game where players have to navigate a parking lot without getting their doors dented by careless NPCs.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that allow you to spawn angry mobs that represent all the annoying people you encounter in everyday life. From entitled Karen zombies to rude Steve skeletons, you can take out your frustrations on these virtual nuisances.

So come join us on our server and let loose in a world where you can turn real-life annoyances into hilarious Minecraft adventures. Who knew venting could be so much fun?

TariffCraft: Canuck Confusion

border security, Canada, Canuck, China, confusion, diplomatic tensions, Economy, fentanyl supply, foreign policy, global trade, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, international relations, mexico, NAFTA, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tarriffs, trade war, Trump administration

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	2395

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump’s trade policies? Look no further! Join our server where we impose ridiculous tariffs on all players for the most absurd reasons. Just like how Canada got slapped with a 25% tariff for…existing? Who knows what crazy tariffs we’ll come up with next! Come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos of our wacky economy. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Canadian players, they might try to sneak in without paying their dues!

NestleCraft Server: Trashy Trials!

#sustainability, corporate responsibility, court case, environmental impact, environmental justice, environmental lawsuit, environmental regulations, environmental violations, France, illegal waste dumps, legal action, legal proceedings, Nestlé Waters, NestleCraft, Pollution, Server, TRASHY, trial, Trials, Waste Disposal, waste dumping, waste management, water conservation, water contamination

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server so lit that even Nestlé Waters got jealous and started dumping their trash there? well, now u can! join our server and witness the epic battle between players and evil water corporations. build ur own trash fortress and defend it from the evil Nestlé minions. collect resources and craft weapons to defeat the corporate overlords. join now and be part of the revolution against illegal waste dumps in France! #TrashFortressRevolution #NestléVsPlayers

MiddleClassCraft

Challenges, consumer spending, demographics, Development, economic recovery, Economy, emerging markets, fiscal policy, Global, Government, growth, India, leadership, middle class, MiddleClassCraft, modi, opportunities, Politics, Revival, rough year, strategy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Votes:	3977
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz it’s like modi tryna revive growth in india, but in minecraft form. so, like, if u wanna be part of dat middle class vibe and help save da economy, dis server is where it’s at. plus, we got like, crazy cool mods dat will blow ur mind. like, u can ride a flying pig or turn into a unicorn. it’s wild, man. so, like, come join us and be part of dis epic journey to save india’s economy in minecraft form. u won’t regret it, bro.

The city is a lot of opportunities and at home server minecraft

city, home, Minecraft, opportunities, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

The description of the server server “City of many opportunities and at home” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Cosmic Crafters 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Cosmic, Crafters, education, learning, physics channel, physics concepts, physics content, physics demonstrations, physics experiments, physics explained, physics for beginners, Physics for Kids, physics for students, physics lessons, physics topics, physics tutorials, PHYSICS., Science, Short Video, STEM, Video

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-warping, block-building adventure of a lifetime. Trust me, you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft once you step foot in this wacky wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to build epic structures and battle fierce mobs, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens and engage in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

WeddingCraft: Family Reunion Fail

Best Friend, Bridesmaid, decision, Drama, Fail, family, Family Reunion, important, last minute, loyalty, Overseas, parents, regret, relationships, reunion, sacrifice, selfish, Siblings, Support, tradition, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring family reunions where all you do is roast marshmallows and catch up on each other’s lives? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding what color block to build your house with.

Forget about tradition and family expectations, come be a part of our wacky community where we celebrate last-minute weddings and bridesmaid duties. Who needs relatives you only see once a year when you can have virtual friends who will never guilt trip you for choosing a wedding over a reunion?

So, say goodbye to the family drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Build your dream wedding venue, invite your virtual friends, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset). Join us now and let the fun begin!

BlockyBluesCraft

Awareness, BlockyBluesCraft, depression awareness, depressive symptoms, emotional health, emotional well being, hidden symptoms, lesser known symptoms, major depression, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, psychological health, signs of depression, Symptoms, understanding depression

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mines Excavated:	4499	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7259

Are you feeling like a creeper about to explode with sadness? Join our Minecraft server and let the power of building and crafting cure your major depression! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that will make you feel like you just found a diamond in a cave. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist who gives free counseling sessions to all players. So come on, join us and let’s mine away those blues together!

Epic Underdog Support 1.20.5

1.20.5, Admiration, autist, cheer, compassion, determination, Empathy, encouragement, endearing, Epic, Fan, Fandom, gullible, Hope, Losers, loyalty, oneitis, perseverance, rooting for losers, Support, Sympathy, Underdog, Underdogs

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Items Found:	5409
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Yo, listen up you little Minecraft maniacs! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled vortex of pure chaos and madness.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures with a community of absolute lunatics who will make you question your own sanity.

We’ve got more memes than you can shake a stick at, and the only rule is that there are no rules.

So come on, jump into the rabbit hole with us and let’s see how deep this Minecraft madness goes. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!

CreeperTunes: What’s Your Darkest Jam?

chilling tracks, CreeperTunes, creepy music, creepy tunes, Dark Music, Darkest, darkest song, disturbing lyrics, eerie atmosphere, eerie lyrics, gloomy tunes, Gothic music, Haunting Melodies, haunting songs, Jam, macabre songs, Melancholic Melodies, Music, music fans, ominous melodies, Sinister Vibes, somber tracks, spooky music, whats

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Votes:	8693	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of mining and crafting in silence on other boring servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for music lovers! We have a special feature where every block you break plays a different note, creating a symphony of chaos as you build your masterpiece.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the darkest songs you’ll ever hear in Minecraft. Legend has it that if you listen to these songs while playing, your diamonds will double in size and your enemies will tremble in fear.

So come join us on our server and experience the music-filled madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret hidden jukebox that plays the most sinister tune of all time. Join now and let the music guide you to victory!

Top & Bottom Stair Traffic

Bottom, bottom stairs, high traffic, middle stairs, stair, stair construction, stair design, stair durability, stair functionality, stair location, stair maintenance, stair materials, stair placement, stair safety, stair traffic patterns, stair usage, stair wear and tear, staircase, Stairs, Top, top stairs, traffic

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Votes:	2815

come join this cray cray minecraft server where the stairs at the top and bottom get all the action while the middle stairs are just chillin like a villain. why join? well, let me tell ya a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret diamond mine filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. true story bro. also, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that tells dad jokes all day long. who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build some epic stuff together!

EgoCraft – Sensitive Narcissist Land

Component, EASY, EgoCraft, hypersensitivity, Impervious, important, Insecurity, judgment, Land, May, more, narcissist, NARCISSISTS, new, others, Personality, provoke, research, research on personality, Sensitive, sensitivity, shows, than, think..

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Villages Defended:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Emeralds Found:	7873
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Crops Grown:	7931
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where all the players are narcissists, but, like, they’re super sensitive and insecure. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, man. one minute they’re all confident and showin’ off their builds, and the next they’re cryin’ because someone said their house looks like a potato. it’s wild, dude.

but, like, that’s what makes this server so fun, ya know? you never know what’s gonna set someone off and start a drama bomb. it’s like reality tv, but in minecraft form. plus, the builds are amazin’ because narcissists gotta have the best of everything, right? so you know you’re gonna see some epic creations on this server.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s full of drama, insecurity, and epic builds, then come on over to our crazy narcissist minecraft server. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun, right?

Oklahoma Teacher Quest 1.20.5

1.20.5, attractive, Classroom, education, educator, forbidden love, hot teacher, Oklahoma, Quest, scandal, School, Sexy, social media, Teacher, teacher appreciation, Teacher Crush, teacher fashion, Teacher Goals, teacher life, teacher outfit, teacher style, viral

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Oh man, forget about that teacher, come join our Minecraft server instead!

We’ve got more blocks than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our community is crazier than a creeper on caffeine!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more fun than a pig in a mud bath.

Plus, our moderators are as cool as polar bears in sunglasses, so you know you’re in good hands.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the shenanigans begin!

Players:	108/200	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dimension Hops:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2